JotCast | 2019 Opening Day Very Long Chat

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Jay Jaffe

3:31

there's no functional difference between a baguette/roll sliced incompletely and stuffed than sliced completely and pieced back together.

Anonymous

3:31

JHOULYS CHACIN JUST HOMERED

Jay Jaffe

3:31

Sorry, Meg

mcm

3:32

He asked to be called Pete

Dan Szymborski

3:32

Hinge ruins it. It's like having a grilled cheese with mayonnaise

Monsignor Martinez

3:32

Jhoulys Chacin!!!

mcm

3:32

Familia is not fun to watch

Gritty

3:32

Ronald Acuna!

Ray Liotta as Sholess Joe

3:32

Jhoulys Chacin!

Meg Rowley

3:32

Do you think Rollie ever regrets growing the mustache?

Like, he's locked in forever.

What if his tastes changed?

Dan Szymborski

3:32

Chacin's average more exclamations

3:33

Without the mustache, he's just Gary Fingers, forgettable reliever.

Meg Rowley

3:33

He is more than just a baseballman, Dan

Ian

3:33

Meg! It's baseball!

Meg Rowley

3:33

Can confirm, it is true.

Sonny

3:34

Pete is infinitely better, tough name, like the kind of guy you'd want on your side in a back alley knife fight

Dan Szymborski

3:34

once you're a baseballman, you're a baseballman to stay, from your MLB debut to your Royals-signing day.

Craig Edwards

3:34

or you could avoid knife fights altogether and hang out with your good pal Peter.

Jay Jaffe

3:34

OK i just made an av

Luke Voit

3:34

I can't not get on base, apparently.

Jay Jaffe

3:34

photo by Dylan Higgins from the recent staff trip to Arizona. Other members of this chat barely visible by the cropping.

CubFan

3:35

Do any of you find it odd that KC let Goodwin go and sign Duda? Then start Merrifield in RF, Owingd at 2B and DH Soler. Since they are in rebuild mode it would seem Goodwin would be of more value down the road whereas Duda wont be. Really odd.

Craig Edwards

3:35

yes. it is quite odd.

Jay Jaffe

3:35

I want to see Duda play 2B.

Dan Szymborski

3:35

I'd find it odd if it were a well-run team.

Dave

3:36

Peter Parker would seem to be a good guy to have on your side in a knife fight

Craig Edwards

3:36

I can't stress this enough: Avoid knife fights

Dan Szymborski

3:36

You can't use spider webs in a knife fight

or it would be a knife-and-web fight

Craig Edwards

3:37

I'm not getting myself roped into a chat about the rules for knife fighting, Dan.

Zihuatanejo

3:37

Jaffe: "bruschetta is a sandwich."

Craig Edwards

3:37

because knife fights are to be avoided.

Adam

3:37

Meg, are you leaving if we talk about various fighting techniques as well?

Dan Szymborski

3:37

YOu can't always just avoid knife fights. Sometimes the person in front of you will get the last taco

Yankees

3:37

2018 Yankees broke HR record and Judge/Stanton/Sanchez hit 83...

Meg Rowley

3:37

No but only because I feel the need to be a hall monitor.

Travis

3:37

With the Braves' signing of McCann, how much p.t. does Suzuki get this year? And in the land of the (awful) catching replacement level, why doesn't he get more respect for his batting profile changes?

Eric A Longenhagen

3:38

A well-positioned Victor Robles just robbed Wilson Ramos of an oppo gap single. I thought I'd have switched over to StL/MIL or PHI/ATL by now but this game has had great pace.

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