JotCast | 2019 Opening Day Very Long Chat

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Dan Szymborski

4:25

I imagine i'll be 80 in 2058 going on insane rants about stupid cyborg players

Craig Edwards

4:26

better to burn out, than it is to rust

4:27

and on that note, I think I'll call it a day.

Dan Szymborski

4:27

I think MLB lasts longer than the NFL. I think the additional focus on the physical toll of the game can't be put back in the box

EonADS

4:27

Whelp, Klubers Slydra is as nasty as ever. Nelson Cruz knew he was out halfway through his swing.

BASEBALLLLLLL

4:27

*fistbumps for craig*

Chris

4:28

I think thematic exits for sports writers are a good idea, like Meg the Mariners fan walks into the sea, although the Mets fan death of being eaten alive by pizza rats is considerably grimmer

Meg Rowley

4:28

(excusing myself briefly to retrieve chips, guac, etc.)

Dan Szymborski

4:28

NOW I'M IN CHARGE BRIEFLY

Dave

4:29

Has anyone, ever, left Dan in charge?

The Electrician

4:29

DAN WHILE YOU'RE IN CHARGE MAKE SOME SWEEPING CHANGES TO THE GAME, THE LEAGUE, THE WEBSITE, THE GOVERNMENT, ETC

Dan Szymborski

4:29

OBP NO LONGER INCLUDES SACRIFICE FLIES IN THE DENOMINATOR

IT IS SAID

Jkim

4:30

Dodgers writer turns into skeleton while waiting in traffic going into Chavez Ravine

NotGraphs Revivalist

4:30

DAN, THROW OUT SOME EXPLETIVES BEFORE MEG COMES BACK

Meg Rowley

4:30

I'm back.

Dan Szymborski

4:30

She's not going to be gone long enough for me to dare that.

See?

Eric A Longenhagen

4:30

Driver uses corpse to access HOV lane while leaving Dodgers Stadium

Dan Szymborski

4:30

You guys could've gotten me in trouble!

Appa Yip Yip

4:31

Fans already wearing Guerrero Jr jerseys.

Meg Rowley

4:31

Almost like he's one of the most exciting hitters we've seen (or not seen, as the case may be) in a while

BASEBALLLLLLL

4:31

Meg did you bring enough snacks to share with the whole class?

Dan Szymborski

4:31

Aren't most of you guys millennials? I would assume you already have avocados.

Dave

4:32

Greinke looks like the most disheveled ball player I can remember

Galileo Speaks

4:32

We are out of food and the hedgehog is in the toilet.

Eric A Longenhagen

4:32

Willy Adames' spikes are a bit much

Dan Szymborski

4:32

I fed the cats before I left! Last I saw the hedgehog was in the hallway

BASEBALLLLLLL

4:32

dave (or anyone) who is the most sheveled ball player you can remember?

Meg Rowley

4:32

Oh that's a look.

Eric A Longenhagen

4:32

eh, I take it back

Dan Szymborski

4:32

That Wil Myers TV interview

Jkim

4:33

Before Seager's injury in 2017 he was puttin gup .300/.400/.500 - it's so great to have him back, and man he's got such a great approach at the plate esp how much he swings at the first pitch yet can walk so much

Chris

4:34

Adames cleats>Bryce's cleats (they look like crocs imo)

Meg Rowley

4:34

I thought maybe they let him murder the Phanatic as part of the deal.

4:35

What, too much?

Dan Szymborski

4:36

Khaki Segura

4:36

Dave: You have clearly never seen David Wells. He wears a crown of used fast food wrappers.

Rox Fan

4:37

Ian Desmond is still on the Rockies. This does not please me.

Dan Szymborski

4:39

Making fun of the Rockies and Desmond is one of my faves!

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