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Dan Szymborski

5:41

as extreme food goes, a two pound chicken tender barely budges the needle these days!

Nate

5:41

What ballpark has the worst food?

Dan Szymborski

5:41

veterans stadium did

Tim Livingston

5:41

Oracle Park has the good (and expensive eats) but nothing along the lines of a 2 foot chicken tender. (Ah, Texas.)

Meg Rowley

5:42

Ah shucks

Anonymous

5:42

Really aggressive hook on Luis Castillo. Thought he looked good

Dan Szymborski

5:43

He was at 91 pitches and his command wasn't perfect

5:44

although the hook doens't look good now

Tim Tebow's Thunder Thighs

5:44

Shots fired at Morris? I meant more like "Well, our best guy is a number 4..."

Dan Szymborski

5:44

Oh, I didn't know that's what you meant by default

there's also bulgogi egg rolls here somewhere, but I'll have to research where those are

and Morris *was* kinda a number by the last half of his career

Tim

5:44

Well now pobodys nerfect!

OddBall Herrera

5:45

If it's two feet long it's an emu tender, not a chicken tender

graham

5:45

where is there 2 linear feet of chicken on the bird?

Dan Szymborski

5:45

I'm sure it's reformed into the shape and not a literal tender

Welp

5:45

Not to promote an alternate site, but: https://www.sbnation.com/2016/4/4/11303310/the-complete-oral-future-of...

Dan Szymborski

5:46

Can always make exceptions for the wonderful Grant Brisbee.

NotGraphs Revivalist

5:46

7 ER in 2 IP from the Braves bullpen. If only there was somebody we could get to help out.

Dan Szymborski

5:46

Is he related to the mice from secret of nimh?

Wire Fan

5:46

Are the Braves going to regret not bolstering the rotation and pen this off-season?

Dan Szymborski

5:46

The pen for sure

I think the ortation will be fine

Billy Beane

5:46

The Oakland Coliseum now has pretty great food, not because of the food in the stadium (which is vastly improved but not especially notable) but because you can get food from foodtrucks parked at the stadium during the game. Chicken Tikka Masala on crosscut sweet potato fries may have been my favorite, but some nights you can get vegan Philipino food, which is pretty crazy for a place that just 5 years ago only had terrible hot dogs and nachos

Tim Tebow's Thunder Thighs

5:47

If the meat is reformed (processed?) then isn't it by definition a chicken nugget? Is there a physical size limit for a tender? This feels like the sandwich argument morphed into another food.

Meg Rowley

5:47

I have a lot of affection for that ballpark as flawed as it is

Dan Szymborski

5:47

I'm not familiar with the nugget/patty/tender precedents.

Iwest

5:47

The Marlins' starters the past few years (Urena, Volquez, Chen, etc.) are all decent candidates for that 'default' OD starting pitcher

Dan Szymborski

5:48

The Marlins #1 starter is always the best guy who is available to work for nothing.

NotGraphs Revivalist

5:48

the only move the braves made to address the bullpen this offseason was to release Sam Freeman.

bucs_lose_again

5:49

Taillon looks sharp. Only 60 pitches thus far

Eric A Longenhagen

5:49

Was my "let's do something nutty" Cy Young pick

Dan Szymborski

5:49

Blister in the Sun is always a little weird to see little kids clapping along to

mike sixel

5:50

just heard from someone at the Twins game that they've run out of food and beer at at least one of the areas. How is that possible?

Dan Szymborski

5:50

"We cant' be expected to feed thousands of people!"

5:50

Ramos C        Taillon SP
DMurphy1B        Thor SP
T Shaw 2B        Hand RP
MiMous 3B        Strahm RP
DeJong SS        Hicks RP
K Bryant OF        Yu Darvish P
Pollock OF         E Rodriguez P
Pham OF         C McHugh P
Voit         UTIL Alvarado Bench
JRam UTIL Strickland Bench
Albies Bench Kyle Gibson Bench
DSanta Bench
Bauers Bench

Whoops. Meant to say: How Sleeper and the Bust is this squad? haha.

bucs_lose_again

5:50

JB Shuck...looking less sharpy

Dood Guy

5:51

Josh Collmenter - Arizona Diamonbacks 2015 Opening Day Starter.

Anonymous

5:51

ALERT: Ian Desmond has accrued one (1) "barrel". This is not a drill.

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