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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 5/16/16
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AvatarDan Szymborski
1:51
Wouldn't it be super weird if Mercutio's name was "Hank" or something?
Matt
1:51
Is it considered cannibalism is Mike Trout eats a trout?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:51
no, he's a proper name trout
Sean
1:51
Moon Shaped Pool is a breakup album
JBJ Fan Club
1:51
Pets named people names are hilarious. Imagine a cat named Hank
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:51
A friend of mine had a cat named Ed
Guest
1:51
Top 3 movies of the past 5 yrs?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:51
Would have to have more time to think
Chuncey Wiggins
1:51
Chainsaw hands or woodchipper feet?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:51
Woodchipper feet. I really like having fucntional hands
Sean
1:51
and also, Malzahar*
twinmh
1:52
If you run for president this year, you could get millions of none-of-the-above votes. Go for it!
Matt
1:52
Is it normal to play through Hitman the second time trying to kill everyone in every level?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:52
To some. I'm not good at stealthy games because I'm impatient.
Matt
1:52
I disagree with your insights as to hot dog not being a taco (from last week), but I love vigorous debate, so I lay this one on you: Cheesecake is actually a pie. Thoughts?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:52
Probably accurate
Ken M
1:52
I want the context of you running a timed mile. I dont believe you
BritishCub
1:53
favorite final fantasy character? any game in series
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:53
Delita Heiral
hscer
1:53
how long would you be out for after taking a punch from Rougned Odor?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:53
Dunno, I'm quite sturdy
Don the Jeweler
1:53
What's worse in sportswriting: juvenile sexual innuendo from 50-something hacks, or reverence for baseball's unwritten rules by washed up MLBers?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:53
They're both pretty bad
Guest
1:54
Does OKC beat the warriors?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:54
No
Zorak
1:54
Bark-tolo Colon is the GOAT of baseball pet names
Don the Jeweler
1:54
Worse for America: Justin Bieber or Ted Cruz?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:54
Probably Bieber
rustydude
1:54
Is JP Arencibia the worst player to ever open his career with a 2 HR game?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:54
Would have to check
hscer
1:54
People use possessive pronouns with teams out of laziness. Same reason they call Major League players "bad" at baseball when they are top 1000 in the entire world, at worst.
War2d2
1:54
What are your thoughts on instant replay delays? Do you think there should be a time limit on reviews ("if you can't reverse it when you first see it, the ruling on the field stands"), or are you more of a "always get it right" guy like Stark and Olney are?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:54
I want the plays right. Just do it iwthout the pomp and circumstance
No need for official challenges.
Just have a non-idiot in the booth make the call
Matt
1:54
I went to the airport on Monday with the expectaion of getting a Chicken Cheesesteak Breakfest Skillet at Johnny Rockets, and they got rid of the Concourse F/E Johnny Rockets in O'Hare. Blasphemy!
Mark
1:54
This summer will be my first year of company softball. I watch a lot of baseball so I'm familiar with strategy and whatnot, but I've never actually played softball in my life. I'm reasonably coordinated and athletic and in decent shape. What position should I play so as best not to make an ass of myself?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:54
First base
War2d2
1:54
Re: Mercutio/Hank: Prince Hal, Henry V. Pretty close.
JBJ Fan Club
1:55
Was your friend Rip Rowan? He had a cat named Ed
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