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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 6/6/16

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Dan Szymborski

1:18

Buy something I can easily trade back into $10,000 or as near to it as I can

Shaun

1:18

Will Lindsay Lohan be back as a solid actress soon?

Dan Szymborski

1:18

John

1:19

Best Ali quote?

Dan Szymborski

1:19

if you even dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize

Nick K

1:20

go to summer beer choice?

Dan Szymborski

1:20

I don't have one particular, but I mostly goto IPAs

Vinny the K

1:20

can the lebron james / michael jordan comp stop now?

Dan Szymborski

1:20

Will never

Big Joe Montferrant

1:20

Would you rather... Fart VERY Loudly on a 1st date, or slightly poo your pants on a 1st date?

Dan Szymborski

1:20

the former

slightly poo pants will be smelled longer

and I'd have to walk funny

and there's a chance that it falls down my pant leg

the fart is better

Big Joe Montferrant

1:20

P.s.. The poo is quiet

George R. R. Martin

1:20

Hey man, I'VE GOT PAGES

mtsw

1:20

What baseball implications would there be to discovering we all live inside a giant computer simulation, as Elon Musk hypothesized?

Dan Szymborski

1:21

There could be a creator that truly hates the cubs

Zorak

1:21

Is there a non-zero chance Trump just gives up before november?

Dan Szymborski

1:21

There's a non-zero chance of anything happening pretty much

There's a very slight chance that at the convention, if his polling is poor, he declares victory and declines the nomination

VERY small.

But it would be something like that I think

<3 Ichiro

1:21

more annoying: pro tracer, pro widowmaker, or pro genji?

Dan Szymborski

1:21

Pro widowmaker

Ringtone Composer

1:22

Dan Szymborski Chat: Come for the ZiPS questions, but stay for the fill-in-the-blank fart jokes and discussions on Mike Trout's "various bodily fluids."

JBJ Fan Club

1:22

Favorite Game of Thrones character? Bronn, Denarys or John Snow

Dan Szymborski

1:22

Of the three Bronn

Andy Marte's Prospect Status

1:22

more likely to be a real thing: a synthetic biologist or a bionic leaf?

Dan Szymborski

1:22

Synthetic biologist first

<3 Ichiro

1:22

oooo or pro hanzo?

Dan Szymborski

1:22

Widow

1:22

Favorite Kardashian woman?

Dan Szymborski

1:22

One that exists after I'm dead

dbet

1:22

You clearly don't think its fair what happened to Ariel(the UFC reporter). Would you try and take action against Dana White/UFC for getting him fired off FOX for doing his job?

Dan Szymborski

1:22

I'm not sure it's actionable, just douchebaggy

The Decadent Moose

1:22

Do you watch movie channel shows, i.e. Black Sails? Gawd that show has been awesome the last 2 seasons.

Dan Szymborski

1:23

I'm way behind on recenete shows

Nymeria

1:23

Kyle Hendricks the next Greg Maddux?