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Szymborski Chat, 12/7/2015
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AvatarDan Szymborski
12:59
Both.
Brandon
12:59
Update on all cats pls
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:00
I see two cats right now. Reagan the Tortie is sitting on my lap with her head in the back of my left hand. Pandora the Calico is sleeping on Galileo the Gray Cat's heating pad, likely until Galileo comes to sit on it.
Guest
1:02
Who is the fastest guy in the mlb and would he be faster than the fastest NFL guy?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:02
Gore? He's claimed to run a 4.20 I believe. Though he'd have to run it to make sure. I guess Dri Archer is the fastest?
Tom Brady
1:02
I don't need to run very fast... because I'm better than all of you at quick decision making and throwing a football. Still, let's not pretend any of you are getting anywhere too fast by foot!
Sean
1:02
Have you ever done a chat naked?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:02
No.
1:03
OK, 1 o clock, let's get the Lightning Round going.
The rules for the Lightning Round are simple. I must answer every question that is posed until I call time, just so long as it's off-topic. There are the usual exceptions (too personal, work-related).
Guest
1:04
You play fallout 4 yet?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:04
I have not.
The Dude
1:04
Will Half Life 3 ever come out?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:04
Of course not.,
Android-8
1:04
Lightning round: Who is your wireless provider?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:04
T-Mobile
Guest
1:04
how is it fair for paladin arena decks to have muster for battle, murloc knight, truesilver champion, and consecration at the same time?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:04
Paladin's a very strong class now in both arena and constructed, but I think Rogue and Mage are better in arena.
Larry Bernandez
1:04
Would you rather die of hypothermia or heat exhaustion?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:04
Hypothermia, I think.
mtsw
1:05
Is 2016 the year everyone gets a VR headset?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:05
Too soon.
anon
1:05
Lightning: Should Americans be more afraid of ISIS or NRA?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:05
Neither.
anon
1:05
Lightning: Congress voted down a law banning gun sales to people on the terrorist watch list. NRA said it would infringe on gun rights, and there are errors. What is wrong with this situation?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:05
There's a danger once you start taking rights away for people being *suspected* of things. If you actually suspect people of things, the proper thing to do is investigate.
The Dude
1:05
Hey Dan, have you ever read the book, "Thank God for the Atom Bomb"? Really fascinating essays by historian Paul Fussell.
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:05
I have not. I will note.
Guest
1:05
As a libertarian, would your *ideal* society be no government at all? I asked a libertarian this and he suggested that govt should protect property rights and that's it. But I mean, shouldn't SOMEONE be responsible for making sure we're not eating Soylent Green or whatever?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:06
I'm a minarchist, not an anarchist, and I'm a gradualist, not a revolutionary.
Uther
1:06
Do you recommend Naxxramus and/or Blackrock Mountain? I have been playing Hearthstone for about 4 months now and could see some value in a couple of the cards in the current meta.
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:06
Naxxramus. Many of the cards are still crucial in many deck lists.
1:07
Haunted Creeper, Mad Scientist, Zombie Chow, Sludge Belcher, and Loatheb are all found in many, many deck lists
And Spectral Knight, Unstable Ghoul, Deathlord, Nerubian Egg, Shade of Naxxramas, Kel-Thuzad have all seen a lot of situational play
1:08
There really are only a few cards you don't see in constructed - Dancing Swords, Nerub'ar Weblord, Stoneskin Gargoyle, post-nerf Undertaker, Wailing Soul, Maexxna.
Sean
1:08
A new study shows that if domestic housecats were larger, they would kill their human hosts. Do you believe that?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:08
Absolutely.
Phillies113
1:08
Why have you never done a chat naked
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:08
Never saw a need.
Bork
1:09
I hope the most mediocre player signs a mediocre contract on a mediocre team during the Dan Szymborski mediocre hour.
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